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setheverman:

glyndasexual:

My cat gets really excited when I carry stuff. It doesn’t really matter what…

GIVE HIM THE ITEMS!!!!!

(via thatsthat24)

amiplayingright:

nerdietalk:

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Probably the best gag of the season.

tfw you just need your players to get to the damn quest already

(via erin-tatertots)

zigazig-ah:
“ Big Fat Liar (2002)
”

zigazig-ah:

Big Fat Liar (2002)

(via 2000ish)

thebucca2:

kidkendoll:

glendafm:

Cancel eyebrows

Not my Christian house

bitch! THE DOOR.

(via pvnsie)

reychonne:
“he ㄒ卄丨匚匚
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reychonne:

he ㄒ卄丨匚匚 

(via peachgardenias)

  • when someone reblogs your selfie with no tags: What are you thinking? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?
sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
“ cmder:
“ sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
“ cmder:
“ sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:
“We are the guardians of the doinks. If you wish to smoke the fattest doinks with us, you must answer a riddle.”
What is your riddle ye gods of...

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

cmder:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

cmder:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

We are the guardians of the doinks. If you wish to smoke the fattest doinks with us, you must answer a riddle.

What is your riddle ye gods of olde?

Many have smoked me, yet few can roll me. I won’t smoke back unless burned with fire. What am I?

Could the answer to your vexing riddle be: the devil’s lettuce?

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You may smoke these Doinks with us.

(via rowyal)

ladysnowofmpls:

automatic-caution-door:

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ok this is really sweet

(via rowyal)

intel-i386:

thathomestar:

eidolous:

mockwa:

Russian roads, only 30 sec

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

(via rowyal)

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